And I am way too indecisive for my own good. I also like to panic about little things and am one of those incredibly boring people who finds something, likes it, and then refuses to ever even think about trying anything else.
I'll seriously go to Olive Garden and order spaghetti because
A) I'm too much of a sissy-lala to try anything else and
B) I've had it before and know I'll like it, so why mess with a good thing.
"What, you have all this wonderfully amazing Italian cuisine I can choose from? Hmmm, you know what I'm gonna stick with the spaghetti...just to be safe."
Holy for ridiculous.
Anyways, back to my original story. I've been needing to get some skinny jeans [or "Ron Skinners" as I call them in my head...he's the old sheriff in my hometown...don't ask]. And I like Old Navy jeans. Or at least I've tried them on before and they work for me so I just say I like them and avoid having to look elsewhere for other jeans.
But Old Navy doesn't always like to have tall jeans in their stores, so I have to look online. Old Navy also has this very happy deal where if you spend 50 bucks you get free shipping. I can't pass that up. So I decided to peruse the website and look for something else to fill up the rest of my little shopping basket...except then I suddenly ended up with about 12 things in there and an estimated bill of $200.
Not cool.
I finally narrowed it down to 5 things:
my jeans,
a striped shirt on clearance,
another shirt also on clearance,
one of the cutest cardigans I've ever seen,
and a flowery scarf.
Except then I still had to go back and re-read the reviews on each item a couple more times each. And then I removed a couple things. And then added them back. And then I calculated and re-calculated. And then I just decided to go for it. So I hit the "Confirm Order" button, and instantly panicked. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the cardi? Do I really need those shirts on clearance? Since when do I wear scarves? What if the one negative review on those jeans was right and everyone else is lying?
See what I mean?
I'll seriously go to Olive Garden and order spaghetti because
A) I'm too much of a sissy-lala to try anything else and
B) I've had it before and know I'll like it, so why mess with a good thing.
"What, you have all this wonderfully amazing Italian cuisine I can choose from? Hmmm, you know what I'm gonna stick with the spaghetti...just to be safe."
Holy for ridiculous.
Anyways, back to my original story. I've been needing to get some skinny jeans [or "Ron Skinners" as I call them in my head...he's the old sheriff in my hometown...don't ask]. And I like Old Navy jeans. Or at least I've tried them on before and they work for me so I just say I like them and avoid having to look elsewhere for other jeans.
But Old Navy doesn't always like to have tall jeans in their stores, so I have to look online. Old Navy also has this very happy deal where if you spend 50 bucks you get free shipping. I can't pass that up. So I decided to peruse the website and look for something else to fill up the rest of my little shopping basket...except then I suddenly ended up with about 12 things in there and an estimated bill of $200.
Not cool.
I finally narrowed it down to 5 things:
Except then I still had to go back and re-read the reviews on each item a couple more times each. And then I removed a couple things. And then added them back. And then I calculated and re-calculated. And then I just decided to go for it. So I hit the "Confirm Order" button, and instantly panicked. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the cardi? Do I really need those shirts on clearance? Since when do I wear scarves? What if the one negative review on those jeans was right and everyone else is lying?
See what I mean?
A special thank you to Old Navy
for stressing me out and having cute clothes.
And also for letting me borrow these pictures.
3 comments:
Man up girl! There is this cool thing called the ability to return something if you don't like it...
Ugh, that comment was from me. I was signed into the wrong account.
Ha, I was like who is this creep telling me to man up?! Don't you worry, I went all manly and bought it. Does that even make sense?
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