Yes, I copied Selena Gomez's haircut. What? I think she's funny and has cute hair. Plus our hair is pretty similar, curl and thickness-wise.
You were cute and all, but do you think you could do me a solid and oh, I don't know, grow?
All I'm asking for is a few [like maybe 6-8] inches. Something more like this:
Yeah, Selena again. Don't judge.
Or this:
Hi, I don't know who you are...but can I have your hair? Thanks.
Or how 'bout this:
I'm kinda diggin' Rachel's dip dye color...weird?
And I definitely wouldn't mind this:
Oh Katie. People say I look like her? I still don't see it. But I'd def be okay with my hair looking like hers.
Or you could always make me REAL happy and magically look like this when I wake up tomorrow morning:
Don't mind Tay Tay's devastated face. Drew just told her there's someone else. Cue the teardrops.
Ok, so you got that hair? All I'm asking for is some more length and T. Swift's hair stylist. It would also be awesome if you decided to behave yourself and do what I wanted you to do [at least 75% of the time, I'm flexible]. And grow faster than a measly 1/2 inch each month. Got it? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Until then, I'll just have to keep thinking long, positive, hairy thoughts. Maybe that will help you like me?
Thanksabillion,
Torr
P.S. thanks google for all the pictures.
And for feeding my lust for long hair.
I'd curse you, but I depend on you too much
and should probably stay on your good side.
No comments:
Post a Comment